snow flow; sequoia national park, california
how dare adaptations make dracula/mina the ship when first of all, jonathan is the obvious gothic heroine of the book, and second of all mina would put the fear of God in dracula for touching her man. she proposed to him as soon as he woke up from his coma and MARRIED him while he was in the sick bed of a catholic hospital, this girl is Not Normal either
horror movie fan wrapped
- you rewatched the same movie 86 times
- you ignored 38 obvious strings
- you recommended obscure movies to your friends 1,034 times
- you witnessed 934,346 gallons of fake blood
- you looked at 752 silly behind the scenes photos
- you thought about amanda young 873,971 times
- you watched 269 minutes of men whimpering
- you saw 274 rubber props
I’ve never understood live fast and die young mentalities. Mostly because I’ve met a bunch of old people who never stopped living fast.
Why try to die young when you can be an old man at a rave?
The world needs more old women in denim dresses doing shots at the family picnic. You’d deprive us all of that? You’d just let your chaotic personality go to waste? I just can’t wrap my head around that.
You’ve gotta think long term. When I’m a fat old man I’m gonna start wearing a wizard hat and collect vaguely orb shaped paperweights.
Live fast die old surrounded by weird stuff from the experiences that brought you joy
@gothiccharmschool I think she wants to go clubbing with the tiny cryptids
Oh great, now Clovis Devilbunny is asking why he doesn’t have giant stompy boots.















